Grandma’s Bad Habits

I suppose we all have them, don’t we?
Those little parts of ourselves we save
for the lake house. I will never forget
the time I heard about my sweet
old granny’s bad habits. It came
out like this: Well, you know grandma,
she only plays cards at the lake house.
Grandma plays cards?! She told me
she didn’t even own a deck! Well, you know,
she only plays cards when she’s drinking
whiskey. WHAT?! Grandma drinks whiskey?!
She said she was drier than a Nazarene wedding!
Next you’re going to tell me she smokes a
stogie when she “plays cards and drinks her whiskey
at the lake house.” Yeah, how did you know?

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